I think if you find that ball you will see that it no longer has a dick.

Would you put MLK on a “Famous Memphis Visitors” list?

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This chud is the type of chud that puts “Period” in a twitter rant and then keeps going.

This is why KC doesn’t deserve shit.

This is the greatest reply in the history of Kinja.

That made my day.

Man, these guys really won’t defend anything.

So, I don’t know what would qualify a person as an expert, but I did go to grad school for acting and spent 4+ years in voice and speech classes. So my ear may not be “expert,” but it is trained, and to my ear, yes, Mikey sounds a hell of a lot like Kyrie. And yes, the low bitrate of a phonecall will strip most of the…

Not all football coaches are miserable and single. Some are miserable and unhappily married. 

“He’ll show it throughout team meetings that we have in the morning so the whole team can see it,”

He does kind of seem like a high strung asshole, though. Like I can’t imagine what his wife must have to deal with, that ruined steak from 2003 must be discussed constantly

Careful, you’re shitting on one of only two interesting talking points about the Bears since the Super Bowl Shuffle.

In high school our coach used to end practices by setting our kicker up by like 50 yards, literally, in high school, and saying if kicker makes this, practice is over, if not, we run stadiums. The poor bastard never made one. I’m pretty sure our kicker went on to kill hitchbot or something.

but man, this is not at all how it was supposed to go!

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Modern NBA jam would be all mathematics based deep threes and drawing contact fouls. The only possible upside would be Draymond Green absolutely rocketing a pass in a defenders dick and balls.

Yes? Have you not seen the news coverage of Biden for the past 4 months? He’s constantly been trying (and usually failing) to defend every word he ever spoke in the 90s.

Raptors win final game of the Finals and begin celebrating, Drake is court side, and he trash talks Draymond Green as he is walking off the court. Green snaps and gives Drake a German suplex, knocking Drake unconscious, then walks away with the rest of the Warriors.