Team Giant Meteor!

Here, let me fix it for you: Raptors super-fan, legendary cornball, and sketchy underage girl relationship-haver Drake.  Don’t give this dude a pass on that, he’s creepy.

Cornball is someone who is annoying, but in a totally harmless way.

Gah, I hate Aubrey so much. Just the fact that I’m rooting for Draymond here is all I need to know.

I can’t stand the Warriors due to their incredible levels of obnoxiousness so I’m rooting for the Raptors. However, I also can’t stand Drake due to his incredible level of obnoxiousness, so I want to see the Raptors lose.

As someone who also spent a decent amount of time in/around Jacksonville and Lejeune, this is the most Jacksonville story that ever Jacksonvilled, and I love it.

Speaking of regrettable tattoos, a close friend/fellow marine and I had a very drunken night out in shitty, shitty Jacksonville,NC (camp lejeune). I bet him he couldnt get a tattoo that nobody else in the world has....so he got a tattoo of a bologna sandwich on a red plate. I wish I still had a picture to add but it’s…

As a lifelong O’s fan all I can do is wear my hat proudly and wonder silently what the hell happened.... Oh well at least it looks like a duck right?

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Stories like this keep me believing in heroes

Rather than aggressively going after it, Paul tries to flop his way out of the situation to draw a foul. It failed.

Welcome to Deadspin?

So much schadenfreude, I thought I’d gotten my fill last night, but apparently not.

No one likes Harden. Fuck him and I don’t even  like the NBA. Go Blues. And not even a St. Louis fan. 

There aren’t enough poop jokes in this blo . . . oh wait.

PICTURED: Boston Celtics fanatics getting ready to drive Kyrie Irving outta town, 2019

Ainge is the idiot who, by coyly broadcasting his promise to trade the team’s stock of young players for Davis if only the New Orleans Pelicans would wait until the summer, poisoned and destroyed the fragile internal ecosystem of a team with once-legitimate and now-ruined championship ambitions.

Pure, unadulterated schadenfreude. It’s just so good!

Far too many times have I seen a woman rise to power as a champion for other women, only to make clear her vision of feminism is only for white women.

She’s vowed not to get back together with him until he can hit an outside shot. So, they’re done.