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They definitely have $406 million available to burn. They could pay 2,000 people $67,500 per year for three years, which is probably three times longer than those jobs will exist...

It’s worth mentioning that the Escape outsells the Bronco Sport by about ~35k vehicles per year.

I present to you the 2002 Chevy Monte Carlo Intimidator Edition. It delivers all the intimidation that a 200hp, FWD, 4 speed auto can possibly give. This has to be one of the biggest poseur badge jobs in history.

The Pontiac Fiero:

The 94-97 Accord wagon gets my vote.  Cheap, easy to maintain, very roomy, and heavily modifiable if you so choose.  Is it the best of the best?  Maybe not...Is it the best of the decent?  Absolutely!

You need a rabbit with a saw to detach it first, then it looks like it just floats away by itself.

Can we do the same for Florida? How many Evinrudes will it take to give that state a shove off into the Atlantic?

How is it possible that someone didn’t jump in the water dressed as Aquaman or some shit and get filmed “pushing” the bog island (with the boats out of shot)

She’s built like an island, but handles like an atoll

“I’d really like a tiny home, but can I make it even less practical?”

Part of the problem is that NHTSA has to justify themselves to a certain extent. What’s the point of the regulatory body if they aren’t updating the regulations?

Assclown is the perfect choice here. Asshole is too generic and simple. Asshat is far too light. An assclown is someone who revels in their behavior and thinks everyone else who doesn’t get them is wrong. Unlike a hat, which can easily be taken off or put on, an assclown wears the face. I think someone making all the…

Welcome to the conversation, ya jabroni. We’ve only been complaining about charging infrastructure for a goddamned decade. 

So will congress also prevent our personal cars from being tracked ie. via speed cameras, security cameras etc? I dont really care that I am tracked but trying to make things equal. 

Well, at least all private jets will be affected equally, both those owned by billionaires and those owned by the homeless.

Yeah, we’re too bony for most sharks and Orcas.  They need blubberous fuel to continue hunting boats.

Dear Toyota, please build me a Taco with the Prius plug-in drivetrain.

I saw a Chevy Avalanche.

Pedestrians? What is that, French for freedom haters?