I train retail salespeople. If you can’t up sell and close, I CANNOT HAVE YOU ON MY SALES FLOOR.

Exactly, was petrol-car shopping recently and been dodging numerous attempts of being lured into buying something more expensive.

To dry the moist vaginas of all the women driving my sexy GM?

Let me just say that GM created the BEST vent location for guys and we all know why that is true.

Car drives itself! They don’t call it autopilot for nothing.

The car isn’t the only thing that’s freshly waxed.

Tell that to my jeep that wont last 10k miles on OEM rotors since I’ve owned it.

Curiuosity inspires this one:

Sorry, but we Canadians don’t “get it”. Left lane bandits are shockingly common on any multi-lane highway throughout the country. Drive between Calgary and Edmonton, or Calgary and Banff, drive the Trans-Canada from Vancouver to Hope, drive the Coq between Hope and Kamloops, drive any 400-level highway in Ontario.…

This is why no one should ever believe the claim that Nielsen ratings are based on a representative sample. The selection bias is overwhelming. It takes a certain type of household to be willing to use, and stick with, their system.

lEmons

Solution to quiet e-racing. Each car has theme music. Playing. You can have the A-Team theme chasing the Dukes of Hazzard, who are pursuing Deutchland uber Alles, trailing is COPS.

I test drove one of these while shopping for a new hatch against the Audi A3 and WRX. I really wanted to like it but the shifter was no good and I couldn’t live with that daily. Otherwise is a nice car overall and unique on the road.

You KNOW Tesla owners would pay top dollar to advertise their ownership even after they leave the car park.

Ill take “Every highway on ramp ever” for $100 Alex.

I figured this would win. And also, Sweet Jesus! Is she the usual for Corvette modeling shoots?

It’s really a Buick/Opel, but with that body I really don’t care.

VTEC kicked in’...yo?

Yep. Just like how I can’t understand how the latest Civic sedan/coupe isn’t a liftback. Same with that new Tesla 3. The actual trunk openings aren’t terrible, but it just seems dumb. I imagine cost to manufacture it and structural rigidity are what drives the “trunk” to be preferred. I used to just blame dumb…

Came here for pictures of trunk being open, realised fast back doesn’t mean hatchback, left disappointed and confused.