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I don’t know about the total number of lesbian bars in the world but if it is anything like the U.S. then there are very few left. This was from 2021 and there were less than 15 in the entire United States. I wonder if there will ever be a resurgence?

Pro tip: Costco gas stations in most locations open at 5:30 AM, 4.5 hours before the store opens and close at 9:30 PM, an hour after the store closes. Those are the best times to get gas with very short lines or no line whatsoever. Of these two windows, the morning is by far the least crowded.

That was the feeling I got from this as the car seemed to purposely run into the bollard...it was like it aimed for it as if it was in “attack” mode. That was creepy af and made me think oh yeah, this thing was born to kill! It got a taste of plastic but truly won’t be satisfied until it gets a few pounds of human

And I guaranfuckingtee that the name acts get the following:

In ye olden days our reward for a job well done was a good ol’ artery clogging pizza party. Just as meaningless and way more expensive is this wellness bullshit. Just pay us more, give us better benefits and treat us better and we’re all good. Keep your pizza and tantric wellness chakra centering garbage. Thanks!

I really want to start a thing that tracks what these shitheads actually do for their districts. I have a feeling that it would be nothing more than empty pages. 

Mike Shultz would like to have a word with MTG. This man was as fit and healthy as could be and the Covid almost took him out and it took him forever to recover.

Exactly and probably the main reason why she uprooted her family and moved to that district specifically - it was ripe for the picking. With her brand of extreme right wing Qwayziness she was a good fit for the loQals. Dare I say that was a smart move by her and/or her handlers (pictured above).

Of course prison time didn’t make fuck all of a difference to her, she’s a psychopath. So far she’s been seen out and about in NYC, strolling around in a 1K Canada Goose coat, shopping it up at places like Sephora etc, getting her hair did, and staying in a $300/night hotel where she munches on caviar in bed. Of

I Googled International Society of Girl Watchers and came across this image, which is beyond horrifying.

Yep, that fucker is gacked out of what’s left of his mind...

Whole Foods has opened up stores in inner cities. We’ve opened up stores in poor areas.” Like that’s a good thing? The only time Whole Foods opens stores in such areas is when they have already been targeted for fast tracked hyper-gentrification.

Middle school kids in my day were absolutely the worst humans on earth whose primary mission in the classroom was to collectively drive the teacher clinically insane. I was certainly up to the challenge, as were my fellow partners in crime, our target being a very close to spunout art teacher. Tried as we might we

Mean Girls, The College Years...

As a side note, the choice of that song is pretty fucking clever. The song is “Rumble” by Link Wray who was a Shawnee Indian. “Rumble was considered extremely rebellious when it was first released in 1958. it was banned from radio play and sales in both Boston and New York (and several other cities both here and

It’s kind of like a Swedish version of Wicker Man with a female lead who is almost as histrionic as Nicolas Cage.

A couple of years ago I was eating at a fast food Mexican restaurant in the beach area of San Diego when a young couple changed their babies dirty diaper at the table. One, the place was tiny. Two and the absolute worst, they actually went out to their car to get their diaper bag. Yep, they could have changed it in

That video really does give a view into the scuzziest side of Daytona Beach, which is already a really scuzzy and very sketchy place after dark. I used to live in New Smyrna Beach in the early 90's and I tell ya, there is not much more “Florida man...” than Daytona Beach as well as the small enclaves full of David

Like really, man. Who would have thunk it? DNA used for law enforcement purposes, what a novel idea!” - Family Tree DNA founder and CEO Bennett ”No Duh!” Greenspan