Only too late did Chad realize he’d slipped the roofie into the wrong glass of soda.

Another draft day bargain pick for the Dallas Cowboys, America’s Team!

God damn, did you warm up before you made that stretch?

But is that really a capitalism thing, or just a macho douchebag thing? I doubt you’d hear anything different from your average state party boot-licker in China. The male ego knows no socioeconomic bounds.

Yea......it’s capitalism’s fault......

You know what nobody’s said on their deathbed? “I wish I’d worked more.”

Any money his estate recoups is going to wind up going to the estates of his victims; their civil suit won’t be able to use the fact that he was convicted against him, but they can re-introduce all the evidence, and the burden of proof is much lower.

Oh I absolutely agree with you. Saying “ladies” is super creepy—it reminds me of that WWF wrestler Val Venis who would always say “hello...llaaaddiiieesss.” “Chicks,” makes you sound chauvinistic and “broads” is just the 1940s version of it. So, I usually just call a group of women “guys” if I’m addressing them…

The Miller family also dumps millions into the Tour of Utah bike race every year. They seem like the exceeding rare sports owners who believe the team to be a community trust.

As a southerner, I find it disgusting that so many of my brothers and sisters continually treat the flags and names of people who did not want to be Americans anymore with almost holy reverence. We lost, we deserved it, and it’s better to leave whatever “legacy” the Confederacy gives us in the trash. The fact that so…

A traitor to the country is a Great American according to Mississippi.

In the South a traitor is considered a Great American.

Join us next week on Stupid People Who Think They’re Smart. Guests will include Tim Tebow, Josh Norman and your father in-law.

I know EXACTLY who you’re referring to, and I’ll always remember that time he defended a guy for knocking the shit out of a woman. It’s the kind of thing that sticks with me.

The comment section in the previous story is a total shitshow of people defending Mixon. Sometimes the true colors come out.

ITS NOT EVEN A GOOD FUCKING PUN

Walloping on the guy? Are you fucking serious? She shoved him, then got knocked out by a haymaker from someone twice her size. Your take is total bullshit, and you should be fuckin’ ashamed of yourself.

I don’t think the point of equal rights for women is arguing that men and women are biologically identical.

Well the school that permitted decades of child rape got scholarships back.

Tie goes to the school who didn’t cover up child molestation for four decades.