Wait, 1997? That’s the same year that Barney died!

2 weeks = half a Scaramucci 

Uhhhh....can’t really help with the downpayment, but if you need a groundskeeper....

He’s a role model for every high school kid, surviving a cock block on the way to second base.

Yeah worst take ever. Good on Turner

Turner was happy to take a base, and I doubt he expected to change the ump’s mind. There’s nothing wrong with him throwing in his two cents in support of what he saw as an honest mistake. 

Eminem: “Lose Yourself”

I noticed how all of the Blazers players stayed on the court after the game and shook hands with the Warriors.......contrast this to the classless Rockets players Harden and CP who raced off the court and refused to shake hands after the series was over.

FTW, Cal Poly Pomona is the REAL Cal Poly, thank you very much. :)

He’s not smart enough or in control enough to be Palps. He’s more Nute Gunray.

I get it, man. Waiting on lab results is a harrowing experience. 

But does it have a pup holder?

You can’t get to Climax, MI without going through Intercourse, PA*.

+1 shank

Also he has the tendency to try and destroy anyone who crosses him. 

But Trump hasn't served time yet.

I tell this story every time a Trump golf story is posted. In 2016, I was playing in a golf outing for work. Our caddy has previously worked at Trump’s club in Westchester County. He told us that if you caddied for Trump, you knew the deal. You kept plenty of extra balls in your pocket. No matter where he  hit it, you…

Being a Russian ship, I expect we’ll have dash cam footage soon.

They should open a sub shop together and call it We can’t identify a photoshopped jersey Mikes’.