Wait, 1997? That’s the same year that Barney died!

2 weeks = half a Scaramucci 

Uhhhh....can’t really help with the downpayment, but if you need a groundskeeper....

He’s a role model for every high school kid, surviving a cock block on the way to second base.

EHEM>>>>>>>>>>>>>

No, a muenster.

And it’s all limburger, enjoy. 

Largest source of cheese in the solar system.

Yeah worst take ever. Good on Turner

Turner was happy to take a base, and I doubt he expected to change the ump’s mind. There’s nothing wrong with him throwing in his two cents in support of what he saw as an honest mistake. 

I’d rather drive to Canada than Florida.

Eminem: “Lose Yourself”

I noticed how all of the Blazers players stayed on the court after the game and shook hands with the Warriors.......contrast this to the classless Rockets players Harden and CP who raced off the court and refused to shake hands after the series was over.

FTW, Cal Poly Pomona is the REAL Cal Poly, thank you very much. :)

He’s not smart enough or in control enough to be Palps. He’s more Nute Gunray.

I get it, man. Waiting on lab results is a harrowing experience. 

Sure, but have you stopped to think of the career blow this is for soundalike actors? This is a sad day for professional Billy Crystal impersonator Willy Diamond, as well as The Guy Who Dubs Over John Goodman’s Voice For the Basic Cable Versions of Movies Where He Says the F Word.

If Jay Leno and Liberace Smurf had a child...

You can’t get to Climax, MI without going through Intercourse, PA*.