Woohoo!  I can finally properly give names to Flappy Danger Noodle and Sporice LaMarche!

I get the reference, but congrats on hitting puberty. :D

Maybe instead we just need one person standing to one side on the stage.  Their whole job is to slap every award winner/presenter.  Chris Rock gets two.

I’m pretty sure that healthy meal one should be a platinum trophy.  And I still haven’t achieved it...

<<Have you been holding your phone wrong this whole time?>>

No, I’ve been holding it in my hand.  If that’s the wrong way, I don’t want to be right.

You have a similar strategy as me.  I go with TEARS then POUND.

Truly shocking!

Truly shocking!

Larry Fine, Moe Howard, Curly Howard, Shemp Howard (who had two stints with the group), Joe Besser, and “Curly Joe” DeRita

Good luck Megan and Kelly!

As far as I’m concerned Deadspin is still dead.

I don’t recall the TV movie, just the short-lived cartoon series.

Did they cry over the spilled milk?

Obviously she was trying to get away with the dough.

My only regret is that I wasn’t there to also stab that giant purple bastard.

Poole has just absolutely gone off and thrived with the team this season, and GPII has been an awesome defensive option. If Klay can get to pre-injury form, the rest of the league doesn’t stand a chance against a healthy Warriors.

I’ve been a Lakers fan since I was a kid, but after LeBron joined I’ve been rooting for the Warriors, they’re a damned joy to watch play.

Sounds like it’ll be interesting.  Glad it’s Shaq producing!  If it had LeBron, he’d have gotten an all-star cast that would’ve fallen apart from the start.

That and Much Ado About Nothing.

That’s a really good list.