I’m pretty sure that healthy meal one should be a platinum trophy.  And I still haven’t achieved it...

<<Have you been holding your phone wrong this whole time?>>

No, I’ve been holding it in my hand.  If that’s the wrong way, I don’t want to be right.

Maurice LaMarche jumps to mind, just for his sheer versatility.  The same for Mel Blanc.

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You have a similar strategy as me.  I go with TEARS then POUND.

Truly shocking!

Truly shocking!

This was my first answer too.  If the politicians didn’t work, send in the lawyers.  And if that doesn’t work, throw in telemarketers for good measure.

Larry Fine, Moe Howard, Curly Howard, Shemp Howard (who had two stints with the group), Joe Besser, and “Curly Joe” DeRita

bacta-thefutures?

At this point are there any copy editors left?

Good luck Megan and Kelly!

As far as I’m concerned Deadspin is still dead.

I don’t recall the TV movie, just the short-lived cartoon series.

It’s one bad idea on top of another with that.  I mean a Pinto was basically a death trap anyway, then you strap wings on and attempt to fly one.  Yeah, the inventor REALLY didn’t want to keep breathing.

Did they cry over the spilled milk?

Obviously she was trying to get away with the dough.

My only regret is that I wasn’t there to also stab that giant purple bastard.

Poole has just absolutely gone off and thrived with the team this season, and GPII has been an awesome defensive option. If Klay can get to pre-injury form, the rest of the league doesn’t stand a chance against a healthy Warriors.

I’ve been a Lakers fan since I was a kid, but after LeBron joined I’ve been rooting for the Warriors, they’re a damned joy to watch play.