Horizon Kirby Dawn

The game of blind, castrate, or f***.

Hrm, I see some wiggle room there.  I’m still not out of the running yet!

So if I’m Greek does that mean I can start considering if I want to castrate or blind people?  I’ve got a list.

Down with the loser candy!

Mpreg-ssive.

David McCallum maybe?

Wal-mart is so beyond fucked up.

I’ve heard the staff breakroom has it stocked in the vending machine.  Just press B5.

I always had a soft spot for Record of Lodoss War and Tenchi Muyo.

Look, if he won’t come in for an appointment...

That or I don’t have any high hopes that 6 will be coming out any time soon.  So either it doesn’t come out for a long, long time or don’t make any long term plans.

And maybe toss in a copy of Elder Scrolls 6. 

You’re assuming this will be out by that time.

It’s not unheard of for them to get physical!

That or a highly affluent area, which generally has large concentrations of Karens.

I have trouble getting my Republican to eat the cheese.  Have you tried putting it in a bowl of grits?

Next up: A slideshow of the top 10 sass moments on Kotaku.

Even better, if you tie two cats together by the tail you can wield four as catchucks!

Nintendo is the one that decided to give us axes.  That’s all I’m saying.

I’ll have to find and dust off my ColecoVision.