Rumor is Annabelle escaped and is now running for president with Chucky on her ticket, officially making it the least evil duo to run for office.

I live in the area (it’s actually Fernandina Beach), and the cranes they have to get it out have been sitting near downtown for a few weeks.  They’re truly a sight.

To be fair, I can see where you got it from.

Two words: Pumpkin chunkin.  Way more cathartic, plus the benefits of playing with a trebuchet.

Cyclops and Jean?  You mean Snake Eye and Scarlett?

You just know he’s over there saying, “Hey kids, shove stuff in my hole!”

Another fun Amoongus fact:

Amoongus is extremely popular at parties as he’s a fungi.

You’re giving her too much credit, she probably has no idea who Francisco Goya is.

I think you’re giving him too much credit.  If presidential libraries actually had books his would probably contain Pat the Bunny as well as Dick and Jane, the only two books he’s ever read (and badly at that), along with print outs of every tweet he’s ever made.

Sadly facts have never mattered for her.  She basically goes solely on what she believes, and when she wants our opinion on something really she’s just looking for us to confirm what she believes and keeps asking us until she gets the answer she wants.  Facts aren’t going to sway her.

<<please don’t feed wild animals. it’s against the law and bad for the animals>>

I keep trying to tell my mother in law this, but she goes through three 1 lb bags of peanuts a week feeding the squirrels in her yard. 

Hey, it’s not easy trying to be a dictator, there’s so much propaganda to put out.

<<UKDM Cadbury’s are manna from heaven.>>

I’m pretty sure no one in Mississippi has seen most of the characters appearing in the story or these comments either.

Lettuce celebrate!

Glad you two don’t have a beef, and no one was forced to chicken out.

It seems that Zack found that pun to be fowl, but I liked it just ducky.

Nope, Deadspin is still dead.  No new posts over there.  Nothing to see.  Move along.

You could make Tidus’ whining into a drinking game.

You could make Tidus’ whining into a drinking game.

Are you really sure you want to open this can of worms? Also: 6, hands down.

Are you really sure you want to open this can of worms? Also: 6, hands down.