dirknotsogently
Dirk Not So Gently
dirknotsogently

<< I don’t believe in this “lord”>>

But Cthulu believes in you!

This! How could they have not included it on this list. It was freaking terrible.

<< (assuming we ever get it)>>

It was so kind of them to make the new Xbox brick shaped.  Now we can build a wall of dead consoles.

<<To kill or not to kill!?!>>

What?  No Stephen Tobolowski?  I’m surprised as he’s been in a ton of stuff.

As someone who hates that purple asshole, that was SO cathartic.

<<However, I do still shout out “1,1,2,3,5, eureka!” to my husband when we figure out the answer to random things.>>

One of the only reasons I know the Fibonacci sequence! 

<<I’m glad to know that Mathnet and square one were not some fever dream lodged in my consciousness.>>

Now playing

Growing up in Southern California I’d be watching PBS sometimes, and The Land of the Frooze would start playing. That theme song freaked me out (well the show in general, but especially the theme song).

Oh man, the song they sing in the car ride still plays in my head sometimes.

<<ALSO Hershey bars are necessary for the s’mores my big ass is gonna make all through the winter, so yeah. lol>>

To be fair, when you’re a blithering idiot everyone seems like the best.

Well you say “That’s it,” but it’s a rate of nearly one person every 2 weeks.

I assumed he was now filling the hole in his life with those other things mentioned in the game review.

I refute your point thus: Havarti is wonderful, everyone loves Havarti.

I think you’re thinking of Lichtenstamp.

“redhats”

Amelia Island FTW!

I was about to comment about the Warp Core Breaches!  I don’t drink, but those things were awesome!