The only time it’s worth having a meat slicer is if you’re ALSO freshly cooking the meat at the same time. A freshly cooked pork or beef roast that is sliced right after it comes out of the oven is great.

As it currently exists (or at least, the last time I checked in on it) it’s more or less a bunch of highly detailed and functional vehicles to play with and very big procedural planets but without any longterm gameplay loop or goals, besides owning more ships.

I just can’t believe that they didn’t take $20 million and hire out some eastern European team to make a decent space game for them.  Easy to do, and would have fixed so many of the complaints!

They’ve actually openly spoken on this. They do the whole “pledges” and “backers” specifically to side step any investment law lmao. Not a joke. They said this, word for word. “Flexibility” they liked to throw around there lol. “It’s so great we arent beholden to investors and publishers”.

It's was supposed to be released, date and all, almost a decade ago. Not kidding. Like, trailers and everything. And people still claim this isn't a scam. They are constantly "close". Lol.

Alas they’ve really covered their bases on legality. Did you know they do this weird thing where, legally speaking, no one ‘buys’ anything but instead ‘pledges’ money to development? Thus, you cannot claim a product was never delivered or services were not fulfilled because you never bought any in the first place. The…

So, what’s the point of this game? Is there supposed to be an end boss or do people just go around exploring space and planets?

This is not the annual “star citizen is expensive” article. It’s the quarterly “star citizen is a scam and the creators belong in jail” article. Get your facts straight. Also, I have a bridge for you, send me a PM.

Go buy some more NFTs my guy.

Perhaps the most ridiculous part isn’t the prices, but that after all this money and all this time, they still haven’t lived up to their original promises. Something that was supposed to happen in 2015.

But as the article explains, the Oscars have different criteria than just “the narrative”, and this is far, far from unprecedented.

Name the comic that Joker was adapted from. And yet, its nomination was for adapted screenplay. See how easy and even obvious that is?

*tetchy
Titchy means small

“before your parents even knew how to make you, there was The Elder Scrolls II: Daggerfall.”

He was FUNNY

I’m not one to be offended by jokes. But I am offended by comedians who sideline comedy to complain about people being offended by jokes. 

I demand that everytime someone praises the Office or Extras they strongly note Stephan Merchants writing.  Everything Gervais writes that Merchant isn't involved with is notably shittier.

The best part is always when they say “The network will never put that one on the air.” Except you just heard the joke, so clearly they did.

I think my 19-year-old daughter may be Andy’s ghostwriter. 

“he brought vibes and rizz” Are you ok Andy? Blink if you need help please.