Every morning I’d wake up in the cold dark, gently kiss my fist and murmur “You, baby. You made this worth it.”

More proof that white guys can go outside while holding guns and the worst that can happen is a shitty parody youtube video.

It brings in a lot of traffic, including people who click on it and then leave a comment about it getting covered too much :P

Prison? The satisfaction, the sheer elation would give me superpowers and allow me to fucking transcend normal existence. No prison could hold me.

Right? It’s just become impossible to defend police against criticism when their true intentions are this clear and their excuses are this lame.

“Dying laughing with Krillin saying something ‘bout blonde hair.”

The rarefinal fantasy fighting game he is talking about is Ehrgeiz: God Bless The Ring for ps1, which has a few FF7 characters and much disappointment. I do not recommend it.

It doesn’t have to be a part of it, but it *is* part of it. When male (and even female) players shit-talk one another, the language is remarkably gendered: competitors are called pussies, winning is often referred to as raping another player, and any number of comments are made about the sexual behavior of…

1. It’s full of people with bad social skills.

Jesus Christ, for real.

Truth. If you’re uncomfortable with the subject then you’re part of the problem.

You’re forgetting the other arguably more important part: it’s a video game around which large gatherings occur that has had a history of sexual assault in its community.

When speaking out against sexual assault is considered “toxic” in your community, it’s time to check yourself.

Well, if penises were not supposed to fly free, why did God give mine wings?

It’s the Pitts.

You know who else steals food and wallets? You guessed it: Frank Stallone.

Sept: Nothing. Oct: Nothing. Nov: DISHONORED 2!!!!! Dec: Nothing.

I’m interested in Titanfall, Watch Dogs, Gravity Rush, and Mafia....but they will all take a backseat to Dishonored.

I just cried a little. My heart is warm.

What’s wrong with Matt Damon? Metroid is a badass dude, and Matt Damon is a badass dude.

You're a fucking savage