“how can i be racist if i have black friends”

you can really pick out the dinosaurs in the comments, talking about “hard work” like they’re not posting from their desk they sit at all day and get paid for

a door to where? they see “warehouse associate” on your resume as “good at lifting heavy shit”

this reminds me of when i hit my first growth spurt and grew out of my favorite childrens sized gun

i’m sure this is great buuuuuut how about making arcade mode permanent first

take your star and beat it, kid

might be a longshot here but “reign over me”

watership down certainly bored me to tears so i guess technically it qualifies lmao

you have to go to a theater where a bunch of people who substitute irony for personality laugh their asses off at clips theyve seen on youtube about a billion times. thats the only way

yeah but it’s a privilege for you to be able to have an “out of sight, out of mind” mentality regarding them

yeah thats right she can sit in her goddamn ice cube. no candy for mei.

cool maybe they can just post this same piece for 7 years before posting a new one

and apparently maturity levels too, these man-babies need to relax

i mean, maybe if youre looking at it through that “the best defense is a good offense” high school football teacher type of mindset, but ask yourself this: how many times do you get punched in a fight that youve walked away from?

evasion is a defensive maneuver

running is the oldest form of self defense

the new gentrification-mobile

dude i love korn

that was your video im seeing all over tumblr?

something about it has a don bluth-ish quality