i haven’t watched the simpsons in a while, have they started using flash to animate it or something?

“oh look, a sailboat”

hell, they could really jump the shark and just stop completely

autoplay aside, i have to give credit to AC for this one. not the biggest fan, and i cant say it was at the top of the list of franchises i’d expect to tackle prostitution the way it did. hell, good job.

then what is the point of this particular story? tell me where in the lore does it specify link has to be male rather than you just simply being uncomfortable playing a character that doesn’t have the same bits between their legs as you? but hey, i’m glad you resorted to the “PC culture” argument, now i can save time…

if they’re so strong, why can’t they be the main hero instead of aiding a male one constantly?

gonna go with star wars: bounty hunter here

was hoping jak 2 and 3 would’ve made it on here, but its really in the same vein as half-life, i suppose.

i always opted ghosting missions so this really didn’t do it for me, but i did appreciate the almost looney tunes incendiary bolt kill towards the end.

dr manhattan DID blow up rorschach so i suppose the position is open

its been so long...completely forgot about the zora armor, wow.

the first two ARE great under the conditions that the andrew garfield movies don’t exist. raimi’s spiderman movies to me personally are like joel schumacher’s batman movies. TOO cartoony. i’d just read the comic books if i wanted a “comic book-esque” experience. and i know it’s nitpicking but the organic web shooters?…

co-sign on twilight princess link. looks young enough to be considered a kid, but old enough to fight giant half-interred skeletons and whatnot. also this one’s the only iteration where he has any type of armor, which i majorly appreciate.

must be nice

i saw that other article about apartments in japan, chances are this kid actually lives in that model

just go outside at that rate

co-sign the “everything kill-able” mod; but the fact that it’s children focused makes me feel like we need to add a few people to a watch list. this is this era’s equivalent of going outside and torturing woodland animals, lol

doesn’t need them, there are no dishes

that’s fair, but i’m jealous. mashed potatoes all the time? sign my ass up.

you know what would make a story about the strength of a woman more genuine? a female protagonist.