/checks site URL
/is surprised this isn't The Hard Times

Just rewatched it on the SNL site - amazingly, they don't have it on their YouTube channel - and it's just as belly-busting the next day.

With the Extended Cut, I thought they would've sorted out the double intros and sloppiness, but noooooooooo!!! They added in some talking while they're walking and put in all the bar scene footage from the trailers that got lopped out of the theatrical cut, making for the best scene in the film.

>"I always assume all British male actors are gay."

>"That's why I lean left: constantly critiquing itself. Open to change in the name of emerging facts."

Ever have the feeling you've been cheated?

I imagine that there has been an ornately jeweled glass case in the writer's room holding a gilded vellum card inscribed with rich illuminated calligraphy reading, "You can't spell Damon without the DAMN!" biding its time for the perfect moment to be deployed. Then this episode came along and Julie Plec picked up the…

What about Black Kojack?

Good Jill Hunting

Since transgender is the new gay (which was the old black), Fox stupidly thought that hopping on that already played-out diversity pandering train would confer instant "edgy" and "hippenwiddet" cred to this stupid project, but as you noticed, having a "woman" (born or converted) playing Frank-N-Furter totally breaks…

I've been calling it The Rocky Horror TV Show.

Google up the design of the Robbie Reyes GR skull in the current comics and you'll see they're being faithful to that design and not the anatomically correct Johnny Blaze version of Nic Cage movie infamy. There's a behind the scenes video out with the VFX supervisor where he mentions how the slots in the skull were…

"It's the Brak Show, starring me, I'm Brak!"

No, but you clearly wish you could.

Good one!

How much student loan debt did you accrue to become such a rapier wit?

Yeah, bands before their farewell/reunion/whatever tours 30 years later.

Only when you realize kids these days are stupid, rude, arrogant asses. Get over yourself. I may be old, but I saw all the cool bands the first time. :p

>"At least we can all agree that Stranger Things was awesome, right?"

>"I couldn't help but burst out laughing when Tyrell ran into the green screen."