Nobody expects the Hiddleston rebound!

Maybe his classical theater training will rub off and the break up album will be in iambic pentameter.

Her poor daughter is going to need so much therapy for back-handed compliments and open-faced insults. Hope Ryan can balance it out.

This is how you know Blake Lively was a mean girl in high school. Because she thinks up shit like “meaty eyelids.”

Jesus, let’s just hope it’d be the same year as Lin-Manuel Miranda because at least then neither of them would win.

I don’t care about Bond in the slightest but if this Sentient Pinterest Board wins her inevitable Oscar for a Bond Theme Song, I am going to riot.

100% in agreement.

Taylor majorly upgraded to a luxury model

She makes everything nice!!!!!

Fucking Dorinda is my god damned spirit guide.

Sonja (the j is a nice touch, and is crucial to the brand) would probably go with something more timely, like the Zika virus. Most people don’t understand it, I certainly don’t, but I don’t think it’s fatal and doesn’t really have much of an impact if you’re not pregnant. But when she wants to beg off from something…

There is almost nothing you can do with a gay teenage character in the 70s or 80s that isn’t depressing.

Look, if I lose another Martha Plimpton show too soon, I’ll cut a bitch.

Agreed this last season on RHOBH was BORING. Thank god for RHONY this season. Every episode is pure gold.

Yolanda (and her fridge) were too good for RH, anyway.

I have a hard time not hating the parents that raised me. My mother, who threw up on me when she read my diary at 16 and vomited on me because she read of my attraction and confusion I now identify as bisexuality. My mother who still, spits the work out gay in angry and whispered tone so my siblings don’t hear her. My…

I want to feel anything other than sorrow and hurt, but I can’t. All I’ve been doing is crying. My community is bleeding, and all I can do is cry.

Thanks for this space. I’m having a really hard time with this. I just keep thinking about being in my early 20's and going to gay bars for the first time and feeling so elated to be in such a fun and SAFE feeling space, to really feel a sense of community and to be able to let loose in a way that normal spaces would…

I just keep thinking about this mother who hasn’t heard anything about her son. I want to believe the son is okay but I’m not feeling optimistic. http://abcnews.go.com/US/mother-man-…

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