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As a side concern, can this please mean that Billy Bush is banished forever from Today so that i can start watching it again? He was complicit in the conversation and has sat on this juicy nugget for the entire election season. Matt Lauer can’t be pleased with him....

She either scowls and doesn’t smile enough or flirts with the camera like a little slut. There is no in-between. No correct countenance. No right answer ever. Nothing short of televised seppuku would satisfy this crowd.

I was listening to this crazy bitch say this too. I almost had a stroke. Perfect example of the intersection between internalized misogyny and the related, Clinton derangement syndrome which so many Republican fuckwits suffer from.

He has a history of being temperamental and storming off stage or playing super-short shows. So it may have been a fair assumption.

So you’re going with victim blaming? The nerve of her being public, out in the world, especially when it’s sort of her livelihood.

Colin and Michael outed themselves as dipshit assholes awhile ago. (Or maybe they just don’t interview well?) But my real problem with them is they just aren’t funny.

These BLM protesters just have zero sense of humor. Amirite?

I know, right? Thanks a lot. Obama!

It seems so weird to me that someone with a long history of violence against and abuse of others, like Campbell has, is held in such reverence/given a pass on a purportedly feminist website. No cognitive dissonance there?

Did someone set up a lure over Leslie Jones’ head? Looks like she scored an Aerodactyl.

You can tell Ashly is really Ramona Singer, a la Rodney Dangerfield in Back to School:

Props to you on Don Quixote. That is dense reading! I may have longed for a Weiner chaser reading The Hero With a Thousand Faces. I could only hack through that one 20 pages a day. Next book on my bucket list is Moby Dick, but I loves me some Melville, so hopefully reading it won’t feel like trying to bicycle up

Perhaps it is because I read it for the first time post 30, but I hated Good in Bed with all my black little heart. It’s the kind of hatred born of disappointment at squandered narrative potential, shallow themes, and bogus character development. I wanted it so badly to be a much better book than it turned out to be.

If they ever have to pass a kidney stone, just tell them that it’s not really passing it if you take the pain meds to avoid feeling it.

Y’all are just a bunch of mattress sale truthers.

Wow, I maybe have a crush on him already.

I remember Luke Russert pooping on the floor in a big way during a press conference led by Nancy Pelosi. I wondered back then if she held back on eviscerating him solely out of respect for the memory of his dead father. But she did offer this wonderful remark as she pwned him entirely with her fuller answer:

Don’t forget about Jenna Bush Hager or Billy Bush. I cannot tolerate Billy Bush in any context. He’s like a weird, WASPy Regis, whose brain has been eaten by an amoeba.

So much word. The only people I watched Today for were Willie Geist and Tamron Hall. Watching Morning Joe is a bridge too far for me just to get my Geist fix. And I can catch Tamron (Texas forever!) on MSNBC where she shines.