I know, right? Thanks a lot. Obama!

It seems so weird to me that someone with a long history of violence against and abuse of others, like Campbell has, is held in such reverence/given a pass on a purportedly feminist website. No cognitive dissonance there?

Looks like the video leaked.

Did someone set up a lure over Leslie Jones’ head? Looks like she scored an Aerodactyl.

You can tell Ashly is really Ramona Singer, a la Rodney Dangerfield in Back to School:

Props to you on Don Quixote. That is dense reading! I may have longed for a Weiner chaser reading The Hero With a Thousand Faces. I could only hack through that one 20 pages a day. Next book on my bucket list is Moby Dick, but I loves me some Melville, so hopefully reading it won’t feel like trying to bicycle up…

Perhaps it is because I read it for the first time post 30, but I hated Good in Bed with all my black little heart. It’s the kind of hatred born of disappointment at squandered narrative potential, shallow themes, and bogus character development. I wanted it so badly to be a much better book than it turned out to be.…

If they ever have to pass a kidney stone, just tell them that it’s not really passing it if you take the pain meds to avoid feeling it.

Y’all are just a bunch of mattress sale truthers.

Wow, I maybe have a crush on him already.

I remember Luke Russert pooping on the floor in a big way during a press conference led by Nancy Pelosi. I wondered back then if she held back on eviscerating him solely out of respect for the memory of his dead father. But she did offer this wonderful remark as she pwned him entirely with her fuller answer:

Don’t forget about Jenna Bush Hager or Billy Bush. I cannot tolerate Billy Bush in any context. He’s like a weird, WASPy Regis, whose brain has been eaten by an amoeba.

So much word. The only people I watched Today for were Willie Geist and Tamron Hall. Watching Morning Joe is a bridge too far for me just to get my Geist fix. And I can catch Tamron (Texas forever!) on MSNBC where she shines.

Ding, dong!

Huh?

Treasure that paper ballot. We used to have Scantrons in Travis County, Texas, which I felt good about since there was a paper trail if a recount was warranted. However, around the same time frame as the 2000 election, we switched to computer voting. Then the 2000 election debacle happened, parts of it literally in my…

I know, right? Where the fuck were the Indigo Girls? Let’s get some Joni Mitchell up in this bitch. I need to see someone with credentials representing feminism. Where are her papers? And did you see how short her costume was? I could almost see her hooha. What a slut. No wonder J wandered. He was probably hitting up…

But, but, but, the pro-life movement is not about punishing the woman. The woman is always protected. I don’t understand.

I wish she and Dan Abrams would co-host and legal/pop-culture show together. Their onscreen chemistry is magic.