I feel like the whole banging your friends/coworkers thing would make a girl pause. But not our Lu.

Finding her was like finding a secret. Sweet Dreams and Sweet Valley High, she was not.

All Time Best:

Scary X 10 when combined with chronic sleep paralysis. Seriously. That book got inside my head in ways few have. I know I am not alone on that one.

O no. She wrote some of my all-time favorite books. Down a Dark Hall changed my (middle-school) life. I am so sad. I still have every book by her that I have ever read sitting on my shelf 3 feet away.

Isn’t Swift winning an Oscar the final seal to break to usher in the End Times?

O my god. I spelled her name with a “y” instead of a “j.” Lucky I’m not one of the interns.

It’s like cosplay, but with being sick. Best Illness Hoaxing will inevitably earn its own award category on Bravo’s awards show. And when it does, expect Sonya to bring the consumption like nobody’s business.

Well, for one thing, this is what’s wrong with this country:

You deserved better parents, love, and acceptance. I’m sorry you didn’t get that.

Because early Christians wanted to piggyback on a fun Pagan party holiday with some appropriated mythology?

Evil Christ 2: Resurrected by Dawn

I liked Mel Gibson’s Hamlet best. And it was before he was racist and sexist, so I can enjoy it with zero cognitive dissonance:^D

Much Ado is the perfect summer film for when it’s too hot to drag your ass out for Shakespeare in the park. And one of my all-time favorites. Even with Keanu trying way too hard.

Can we revoke DA’s vagina? I feel like she just doesn’t deserve it with this kind of bullshit behavior.

And that fucking fratty Otter subculture with all the peer pressure.

That would explain so much about her choice in boyfriend. Insightful. I can see Caroline with just a dash of Tre theatrics.

I particularly enjoyed her point-blank response to the question about Ed Rendell’s remarks that she is in no way, shape or form ready to be commander-in-chief. No justifications or qualifications in her answer to the question of if she thinks she could be, just simply, “Yes, I do.”

Nope. They will hold a special election. This is why Harry Reid is okeydoke with her as veep now.

I am really warming to her. She is funny.