The Maple Leafs are still figuring out how to play 5-on-5.

This is super embarrassing. The Canadiens have already retired the number 1M.

The “take away the helmets and pads” argument makes me SO FUCKING ANGRY because it shows a fundamental ignorance of the history of the game itself. Do you know WHY they introduced helmets? Because people were DYING on the field. Literal death! Right there! This idea that taking helmets away will somehow magically make…

When asked about the whole ordeal, Sly said he didn’t realize how Rocky the situation had become. He said that he warned the goons when they showed up by screaming “Stop, or My Mom will Shoot!”

In hindsight, maybe the Rams should have moved to Florida.

Like all maple leaves, they’re in the gutter by October.

Harkening back to their glory days

Two words: Claudio Ranieri.