@diredesire: Brahahaha, i laugh at my own jokes. Gasmasks or bust!

This is the breast post i've seen all day.

@icklechobbis: You've adequately described my brother. I've decided that "flowery" language like that only serves to allow one to think less. Curse words are so flexible in their usage that you don't have to think about what you're saying. Most curse words serve as nouns and verbs, so lay 'em on heavy, people!

@Hobolicious: He's such a geek, but you can tell he's passionate. We need more people like this, and we need more people to understand people like this.

@Novaheart: Sorry to be the grammar police, but it's a pet peeve of mine to incorrectly spell "you're" when you're talking about smarts/intelligence.

@swizzle23: Yo dawg, I heard you like pizza, so i put some pizzas in your pizza, so you can eat a piece-a pizza while you is eating your piece-a pizza. I thought it would be a nice touch, to add some pizazz, az it waz.

@bainelaker: My goodness. That was a-paw-ling!

@Kaiser-Machead v.2.1.2: Agree. I was actually pretty darn fast on the W810i. I've said it before, if someone WERE to insist on texting while driving, T9 is the safer way to go, IMHO. One handed and you don't have to look at the screen. My brother (who is a dumbass re: texting while driving) misses T9 input because he…

@direwulf01: Thank you. This needs to be a featured/highlighted comment. You NEED to hold the fan blades still while blasting compressed air, the bearings aren't designed for that sort of velocity. It will cause the lube to "burn," which will either cause the fan blades to stick, not turn, or get even noisier (and…

@bagano: Before you go off using any sort of compressed air, PLEASE. PLEASE! stick something into the fan blades to prevent them from spinning too quickly. The ball bearings/lube in the fans are NOT designed for the extremely high velocity that the fan will spin to accommodate compressed air. If you just blow…

@HashMaster9000: True that, kind sir.

@freetobelee: Well, how did it taste?

@TTownTerrorist: yeah dude, chill out.

@goldentreesang: Even if it's a regular hard drive, you won't have any data loss from any magnet you find around the house (even from a magnet coming out of a hard drive!)

@philselmer: By promoting "dunked" dialing, obviously.

@MikeK: only 15 dB? Actually, i guess that sounds about right. For those out there that don't own a good pair of earplugs, get a pair of Etymotic ER-20s on amazon. They're cheap, and they've saved me on many an occasion (such as above)... provided i actually remember to bring them with me.

@TTownTerrorist: Maybe they're not so wrong, judging by that screen name... O_O;

@38thsignal: Same, and I really didn't expect it. Just starting to understand the wonder of things I take for granted really nailed me, even in the neutered summary version of the story.

@freetobelee: So uh... what happened? I, among others, i'm sure, are dying to know.

@ZenInsight: Pentium series chips are essentially C2Ds with less cache (And the Celeron series is even more so!). The Pentium series is now a "value" brand, and TBH, it's a damn good value. Less so now that the Core i* series has been released.