Yep, two assholes in a tussle and both getting more ridiculous as the years go on.

Maybe because she looks absurd? The fillers alone are eye watering. And Steven Tyler has been a joke for a long time, Iggy is supernatural so doesn’t count, and Keith has dialled it back for decades.

You kind of wait for someone else to point that sort of thing out, although when we’re talking about Madonna she’s never been shy about tooting her own horn. Tacky, tacky, tacky.

The Trump presidency (providing the Electoral College does not rebel - sign the petition!) is a joke from start to finish. He is seemingly wilfully dismantling the government and is determined to do in in under a year. Yay Trump voters. You’re AWESOME. Or dicks. You know....

Not thank God-those fuckers will give you rabies and they’re generally nasty so no, kill the raccoons. Signed: city person who does not like non-tame animals.

Why not? It’s a vapid show that deserves a vapid host. Perfect match, really.

I’m just not getting why so much attention is being paid towards people whose sole goal is to be a vapid clothes hanger. Because if we’re honest even the ‘supers’ (gagging) were just glorified clothes hangers. Very few did or have done anything beyond looking good in clothes. Which is kind of awesome in its own way…