20 Minutes. My rapist took only about 15. That was >40 years ago, and I’ve never forgotten. These rapists think they are blameless. It only took 20 minutes, why is the rest of my life in ruins. BECAUSE THE REST OF MINE IS RUINED. POS

No offense, but are you really that fucking stupid?

Sounds like they got a Chile reception.

Univision is running a preemptive disclaimer apologizing for homophobic slurs:

Those dudes have no Chile

Meanwhile, the El Tri fans are taking a strong pro-slur stance against FIFA and the FMF

So Nike’s legal complaint seems to entirely depend on if reductions are there and I really love the part where they say that they must be there as though they didn’t actually check. If they are no reductions they didn’t match the offer and they didn’t fulfill their end of the contract.

“Nike firmly believes that any New Balance contract actually offered to Defendant included reductions,” said Nike in a court filing, “given that they are such a standard provision of endorsement contracts.”

I can’t if you’re satirizing Nike’s tone-deafness or not. Help!

Yeah, but she’s a woman, not a human being. How could anyone think a little thing like raping a woman could warrant a punishment so awful that the poor rapist can no longer enjoy a good ribeye?

Um, maybe he should meet the father of the girl his son raped and then let's see who feels like this is a fair verdict.

My parents love me. They will love me no matter what. They would come visit me in jail. They would not defend me raping somebody.

Yeah. Fuck that guy. Now we know where the kid gets the entitled, irresponsible attitude.

“and that he will “never be his happy go lucky self [sic]” again.”

Dear Representative Daniel,

Hope actually walked out for a while before someone calmed her down by saying she can still strike her nephew all she wants.

Now I remember why I got so drunk after that game and never watched a single clip of it again.

Yeah but surely this is the fault of the patriarchy

It’s comforting to see the courts finally deciding that striking women is not OK.

Jozy’s most clinical finish in years.