Weed or booze?

I, for one, found that game to be unwatchable.

Everything you need to know about the Cubs from the great Bill Burr:

So did I, but I’m just some dipshit who once bought a shirt that said: “Cuck the Fubs.”

No. This was not faked. But if it was, I want to fight this bitch because I’m supposed to be seeing Kanye tonight and the show has been rescheduled to fucking December...

Great stuff Drew. Pain (of all sorts) offers perspective. I tore my ACL the week before senior year of football started, and I thought it was the goddamn end of the world. After we lost in the playoffs I was crying my ass off. A coach came over to me and told me if missing my senior year of football is the worst thing…

Goddamn this family.

This scandal stinks to high heaven. BU? More like BO!

I liked Barry until he said Super Troopers is a bad movie. It probably is bad and I haven’t watched in like 10 years, but I fuckin loved it in high school/early college.

Which staffer has the most insufferable sports allegiances? I know Barry likes the Yankees, anybody got anything worse than that?

I returned from my honeymoon on September 17. My wife and I haven’t gone “out” on a weekend night since and have no plans to do so this weekend. We’re gonna get drunk at home tonight and this sounds way better than going out. Am I just old or has marriage already changed me?

Re: Power panels in hotel rooms. I didn’t know this was a thing until I visited Europe a couple weeks ago. I had to go to the front desk and ask the guy why the hell the room didn’t have power. Not looking forward to it coming state side...

I want to star this but it has 69 favorites right now, and that seems extremely appropriate.

Related: What will Gawker dot com’s last post be? My guess is some rambling from HamNo about millennials...

I have no idea what the fuck is going on here, but I feel like this story was to cover up the fact that they were robbed by (or while with) hookers.

The worst thing about being a Lions fan is (unfounded) hope. We fans seem to believe that we are moving in the right direction (although it's almost ALWAYS 1 step forward, 2 steps back). At least Browns fans can admit their situation is hopeless (just like the Lions)...

schoolboy q once penned, “life for me is just weed and brews.” does the deadspin staff prefer weed or brews (or both)?

This sport is goddamned fantastic.

If there be no afterlife, it's a small comfort that he had to spend his mortal life residing in Florida...

I was at a Detroit Tigers game in 2014. My buddy and I were sitting behind Dwight Smith - we didn’t know him by his face or anything but he had a Super Bowl ring on (obviously NOT a former Lions player). I don’t know what this has to do with the Bucs sucking, buts it’s sad that this franchise will eternally have 1…