Every opinion you have could be boiled down to a simple sentence: “I’m a contrarian”.

I reported this Copyright infringement to Square Enix at na.termsofuse@square-enix.com

“Lanakila” is an awesome name.

I can’t be the only person who isn’t even slightly excited by the idea of a black panther movie am i?

Shyne’s son was reportedly kicked off the UCLA team for the kettlebell incident.

People latching onto Zelda is so lazy, it’s THE video game series after mario that comes to mind when I think of someone who says ‘OH I’M SUCH A GAMEERRR’

“What are thoooooose?”

This looks like awful horseshit. No self-described “comedian” is less funny than Michael Ian Black.

The responses here make me angry. Does this woman get no blame for what she did? Are we really banking everything on a mental illness and perhaps.. just selfishness?

How is this proof? I’m not saying that it didn’t happen, but how is this in any way proof?

You sure do bitch about white people like a white person.

I know what "can do without" means, you want my dissent to your post deleted as well. In another comment you complained about an echo chamber on this site, something I really don't believe exists here the way you're saying.

Make it so articles can't be shared onto Jezebel. It attracts an incredibly annoying crowd.

The ability to automatically block tags/author bylines you don't want to see, personalized for your own profile. So, if I don't want stuff like "VirgilBag", "byline: Sean Newell", or "underexplained lists" to show up on my mainpage, they won't. Although I understand from an advertising standpoint why this is unlikely.

HEY

do your sideburns feed off of snark?

Now I want you to get out there and show those UCSB kids what 'highly-functioning autism' REALLY looks like.

Fucking Jenny McCarthy strikes again.

Interestingly, the opposite sex's genitals for all of the contestants are "parts unknown".