You want his life to also be ruined because the woman he impregnated happened to be a homicidal maniac? What’s the logic there? You’re just assuming that he’s some deadbeat that knocked her up and abandoned her. We have no idea what his role is here. He could be grieving the murder of his child.

Have you read the comments to this article? Basically no one is holding the mother remotely responsible, because it’s all the fault of “structural problems” (tm)

patriachy literally dropped that poor child in the trashcan

Fail premise. Gucci is the hardest working man in rap, and he's in a cell.

you don't sound like you like white people very much

Nothing but hipster playlists embedded within musings about running

I didn't know anyone actually liked him

America's Complexes, Ranked:

[something something Parade something something Nazi something something something] — Deadspin wits

Artieeeeeeeeeee Lange

"It's not too late to jump on the Billy Hamilton bandwagon." God you're the worst.

you said "grease the slide"

So is this one of those instances when "literally" means "figuratively"?

seriously, is soccer the only sport that deadspin likes?

I hope there's a black person there, so Tom can inform them about their culture

Wow — Deadspin approved racism? Never thought I'd see it...

I'm confused: where are the racist tweets? Or is Tom doing that post tomorrow?

It must be such a miserable existence to just constantly have to seek out things to be outraged above, even during the premier event of the one sport you actually like.

You're really not a very smart person. Seriously.

Right, because Ghana is totally a way cooler, better place than Merica. Awesome post, Sean!