The funny thing is, any one of us would be happy to proofread it for them (and get a sneak peek at Dirt Bag) so it’s not like they’d even need to pay for copy editors...

Pretty much par for the course here these days, I think. However, a senior someone at work tore me a new one over a typo today, and when I read your comment the residual anxiety made my brain think it was my fault.

Princess Anne’s daughter Zara Tindall regularly does commercial sponsorships.

You know the title isn’t actually a job, right? There are literally thousands of titled British aristocrats with no official duties, including dozens in the royal family.

I like Sussexodus myself.

I much prefer ‘Harmegheddon’ to ‘Megxit’ and ‘AMarklelypse’, as it puts ownership for the decision on both parties.

Different societies have different gender norms, stereotypes, expectations, taboos, etc. Something that’s considered typically masculine in one place can be seen as typically feminine in another. Or during another time in history. A society develops ideas about what is considered feminine and masculine, as well as…

I do some sketch comedy, so almost any awful garment can be made useful as a costume piece. Ugly sweater? Weirdly proportioned coat? Bring ‘em on.

Number one item in any survival pack, Lifestraws.

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No, because in clear plastic shoes, everyone’s feet sweat and looked like pressed ham (bare ass on glass window). Not sexy. Not attractive at $100, much less 9x.

Exactly, these shoes are “okay” for precisely however long your set at the Cheetah Club is....

All these people are TOO OLD for this bullshit. This is high school shit. I just looked up Khloe’s age-she is 35. THIRTY-FUCKING-FIVE and she’s passive aggressively posting on Instagram stories (the Snapchat of Instagram) about the 22 year old who kissed her exceptionally piece-of-shit ex at a party.

“He is the most hideous dancer I’ve ever seen in my life. I mean it was horrible and this guy was sweating all over me, like his sweat was, like it was raining basically everywhere,” Giuffre told the BBC.

I came here just to say that I do not believe that she speaks all the languages she says she does. Look for footage of Melanie having a conversation in French or Italian, even when she is in countries where those languages are spoken, and she never gets past hello. It is just another lie that no one has time to…

This dumb motherfucker paid Trump a million dollars to get put in the national spotlight, and a finger on the monkey paw slowly curled.

Everyone once in a while I’ll read an article about Remini and her anti-Scientology campaign and I’ll catch myself thinking “move on from this already,” but then I remember that the people behind Scientology are fucking evil and ruin peoples’ lives and I think - actually Leah, continue to fuck their shit up and don’t…

I love how everyone just assumes that Timberlake and Biel have agreed to a traditional monogamous marriage, because that’s what so many people choose to do.

I didn’t see anyone saying ‘These books are bad and no one should read them’ this person literally said ‘These books are not at a level that really fit a college programme’ which is fine. There’s many different books out there at varying levels and not everything can be pulled apart at a college level.