I’d personally pull a Rom Roberts and give a detailed account of something way off topic.

With no supercharger and a lack of power, this Durango is more of a quiet riot.

FAHK YOU! OTHER CITIES DAMAGE WORLD SERIES TROPHIES ALL THE TIME! WHEAR’S THE PROOF HE WAS EVEN IN BOSTON?!?

The great thing about jazz is that if it starts getting boring, you can just play other notes.

A Mustang...being chased by a Wrangler....

Judge Aaron Dong sounds like a Justice of the Superior Court of Orange County

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THISISFUCKINGSTUPID.

Great closing paragraph in that SB Nation article you linked to

But, but.... mah deterrence!

You forgot about the mine shafts.

The second amendment amirite?

Dude is raining missiles on Syria as we speak.

I wonder what’s on Lanesplitter today? Hmm, three motorcycle crashes, two of which were not the fault of the rider. Way to go. Nothing about Chad Reed’s stunt in St Louis, no reviews on bikes or gear, nothing but crashes.

Well, at least somebody had the utmost faith in the mission…

His name is Robert Paulson.

Just so we’re all clear:

I spent my entire weekend calling in rules violations to the LPGA, so it was nice being able to take this game off. Good job refs.

These UNC players deserve a break from school. They should give the kids who write their papers the week off.

Oh sure, I bet you think all CEOs look alike.