Oh now you’ve gone and done it.

Wait, since when was WrestleMania on Fox News?

Get over it, snowflake! Trump won WrestleMania 23.

Does anyone out there actually have a 9 to 5 job? I mean, other than the current President.

What are “masculine sports”?

For such a smart man you seem to accept our biological destiny without question.

Chip Kelly: Pug

“I applaud this decision, WBNS.”

You should try to make this point again when you aren’t so drunk.

That’s why you don’t take a gun to an “other guy has a gun too” fight.

Get yourself educated!

This 11-year-old kid just put together more tangible thought and words than the fucking President of our country has at any point in his life.

Adam Jones has never won zhit... Andrew McCutchen has never won zhit.. Ian Kinsler only made it to one WS in his life... And never won zhit... Yadier Molina is a two time WS champ..

Ugh, Perry couldn’t keep his garbage hands off his alma mater as governor, and it looks like he can’t stay out of university business now that he’s out of a state role, too. This guy was known for constant meddling with the A&M system as our governor, with a good ol’ dollop of Texas cronyism and a whole lot of…

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GL in the hot tub;

ham, you idiot fool, if the elites don’t swill moon wine and first-growth volcano champagne then we will have to drink their foul tasting piss instead of moderately luxurious piss! better things for the pirate actor and the money mover means we get covered in better piss. this is simple!

Concealed carry wouldn’t have worked too well in that situation. If they had a gun on him the entire time, even Doc Holliday would be hard pressed to outdraw them and survive.