I just gotta have my $90K 650hp Corvette Z06 to commute at 35mph to work every day, you know?

The entire point of car culture is feeling superior to others.

Acura has totally lost the plot. I have it on good authority that what people want from SEMA are front spoilers, side sill garnishes, rear underbody spoilers, and discreet trunk-mounted wings on a white car with 19" blue wheels.

I can’t wait to start cutting these things off with no signal and closing the gap in my m5.

Hot take time: The White Sox are the true team that embodies Chicago. The Cubs are the team that embodies 20-something transplants who graduated for Big Ten schools.

Oh good, they took all my favorite parts of the Corolla S and glued them to the TLX.

I didn’t know salesman had to absolutely know the oil weight and viscosity of the the diff fluid. Enthusiasts (lower side of the buyers chart) ask the questions that matter!

What is, how shopping works for $400 Alex

All of the receivers shift to the right

Throw it to the dumb white guy and hope he doesn’t run backwards?

You should probably grow some thicker skin, lol.

Are you the Charlton Heston of the National Mustang Association?

I want to say that being that stupid is beyond people. But then I take a look around at the current state of the nation and realize it isn’t even close to that.

Right next to Paula Jones and Juanita Broaddrick.

If I were the Los Angeles Dodgers I would bring Steve Bartman out of retirement and sit him right behind the Cubs dugout and buy out the whole section. The ultimate troll.

This is as good a time as any to link to the press conference where a hot tempered Lasorda called out a pair of Padres in an explicit rant after they accused Lasorda of ordering a hit on one of ‘em. I could listen to this rant a million times before it gets old.

I am a family friend (used to date his son) and he is incredibly intelligent. Have you ever heard him when he gives a serious speech? I doubt it. Fucking hoser.

I’ve found the source, and you won’t believe it!!! #clickbait

Keep it up Tavarish, love to see the tasteful, yet subtle mods to a car done to a Vantage.

What the fuck did I just read?