This reads a lot better if I pretend it was written by Lewis Black.

The fuck?

good to know.

Q: What do the Last Supper and the Arizona Fall League have in common?

a strategic shift to green vehicles and digital services

JASON: Hey Melanie!

Matthew 27:29: And they twisted together a sombrero of gold and put it on His head. They put a bat in His right hand and knelt down before Him to mock Him, saying, “Hail, King of the Mets!”

“Thats gotta be one charmin’ motherfucker. I mean way more charmin’ than that Arnold on Green Acres.”

Obvious explanation is that with the exchange rate, Toronto only receives 75% of the calls.

Ken Starr: “What I think about this float is...” *looks at publicist* “Is it ok if I have thoughts on this? It isn’t? End this? Ok.””...I have to end this post now unfortunately.”

we all appreciate the insighy as to how such an issue could have occurd.

To be fair, you shouldn’t expect Curt to be 100% mentally there during this interview, what with all the blood coming out of his... whatever.

This may be the dumbest thing I’ve read. And I just read a Jalopnik author condone welded differentials.

What kind of American would buy a Chevy Cruze when you can have a Camaro for under $20,000?

Getting tackled by a girl is nothing to be ashamed of. Now getting tackled by a kicker...

So another semi-literate redneck is actively voting against his own interests.

“My Mercedes was too unreliable so I bought an Audi.”

Some facts for those that are unaware of kitesurfing stuff:

The stick shift proletariat can eat all 8 speeds of my ZF.

Hey, if his friend wants it so easy, he can just have a (probably rapist) coyote smuggle him across the border, live in whatever apartment on the outskirts of town that will take payment in cash without a lease or any questions—oh, one that he can afford with his off the books food service or agricultural job. He’ll…