$45k for a modern 7-series that's about to be out of warranty is the exact opposite of a steal.

"(Currently, Texans order their cars on the Internet, and can only get very little information when they visit Tesla stores; they also cannot do test drives.)"

"I hear you Richie. Sometimes you just gotta take a stand."

The idiot who buys the car made from the parts catalog.

"Thanks for the donation, but, really, we were looking for a Miata."

"You see what happens, Richie? This is what happens! This is what happens when you claim your teammate fucked a stranger in the ass!"

The Jalopnik equivalent of the Tea Party.

328i gets best sports sedan...article claims it gets 28 mpg. My 428i with the same exact engine has been getting about 16 mpg. #hoonage

Pissed away? As George Best said, 'I spent my money on wine, women, and fast cars - and the rest I wasted'. Not that taking life advice from George Best is a great idea in general, but he was right on that one.

Isn't it amazing that the word "ten" can have more than one syllable.

I think this guys motto for the build was "All of the TORQUES!"

And this sticker was in the back window.

77 years and counting.

Redneck Pompeii.

Carseats approved for airline travel ARE tested to simulate inversion in a representative plane seat actually which is why they get a sticker on them that says as much. Will it save your kid in a 400mph crash? Let's be realistic, no seat (or body) could take that force but in turbulence or a survivable crash it…

DO YOU READ YOU DUMB FUCK?!?!

That's what I was thinking would be better than forcing child seats. Just some way to hold the kid to the parent better than hands.