Taylor/Downriver. Michigan's own little version of South Florida culture...

Or, IMHO, a red Lion and Stone.

The average human being has 1 testicle and 1 breast.

Yeah, I feel like that might be part of the Subaru formula. Release something underwhelming and ugly -> realize that people think that it's underwhelming and ugly -> release something relatively better. They could try this fancy thing called "focus groups" first, maybe.

Well I am ready how about you?

Yeah, those '08/'09 WRX's look downright horrible. I'm not usually a fan of the body kit style flares and whatnot, but they really do save face on the '10+. I bought a '13 WRX and thank Subaru every day for realizing how horrible it looked without the widebody.

This isn't a pshop, this guy is just actually 30 feet tall and is fixing the car from behind the far wall...

That's one cool hearse

ROI = 0.1%

Man...and all really want is a regular A4 Avant.

Am I the only one who really doesn't give a shit? Or even the possibility of thinking of giving a shit.

I hate it when I decide to be poor.

Dear subaru....

alt-taglines:

Oh, honey, once he puts you in the Friend Zone, you can't fight your way out. Just accept it.

They made an emergency landing near where all the women are strong, all the men are good looking, and all the children are above-average.

Pfft. You can get that just by putting one of those giant Honda logos in the back window.

He views the riced out Civics as whores. Look at that tailpipe diameter! Hotdog in a hallway. The old Beetle, conversely, has two small diameter entry points. Nice choice, super normal guy.

That's just unsafe. Dude's going to die from auto-erotic asphyxiation.