Yeah, and that’s assuming they put you in a jail, and not some forgotten about cell in the basement of an airport.

The most expensive Tacoma you can buy comes with rear drums...

Dear lord, Jeep is below FIAT.

What’s wrong with Chrysler quality?

I’m just some schmuck who once tuned my own car, and I could tell that those graphs didn’t make any sense. Glad my amatuer analysis was verified by someone with operational knowledge.

That is, uh, not how you calculate power.

While I wouldn’t be surprised, the offending driver had no license, apparently committed a burglary, and had unpaid child support. I don’t think the guy needed a brake check to set him off.

I’m guessing you haven’t checked the current prices on old BMWs lately.

The Soviets had an alternative nuke.

We had an inventory of alternative nuclear bombs.

You just said you want it to be under 3k lbs. Anything under 3k lbs is going to be small.

Jokes on everyone as American domestic and foreign policy has a bigly amount of influence throughout the world.

You haven’t had those things for a while.

I once printed business cards in Mandarin for Phil Mickelson. It was for some golf course he was helping to develop in China.

+1 stick of bubble gum

I know, who in Boston waits a whole 16 years to have a kid, amirite?

What better way to trash Trump than to provide half time entertainment and make revenue for a league owned by Trump supporters.

A Philly native calling out Pittsburg fans for being shitty. Trump’s America, folks.

In Boston, a generation is sixteen years.