Drive, break, fix, repeat.

“If God wanted us to survive car crashes, he would of designed us that way.”

Well, there’s two ways you can sell out. You could say yes, “smoking has adverse health effects but it should be your right to smoke without undue burden being placed upon your wallet”. Or you could completely reject decades of established scientific findings. One of those options indicates you’re a moron.

I just up the ante on passive aggressive people by being aggressively aggressive to them. Scares the shit out of them right quick.

I know you guys need things put in the simplest of terms, but that’s not how the real world works. The fact the US economy completely collapsed while he was President is probably a better indicator of the efficacy of W’s economic policies than what he tried to do after the fact. I think it is pretty telling that he…

Exactly. You wouldn’t want anyone to think you were PC or anything.

I still think a lot of GM’s strategy is ridiculous, though it’s more from an enthusiast’s perspective.

The bailouts that a Republican president started...

“Time for a quick reality check. Despite the hysteria from the political class and the media, smoking doesn’t kill. In fact, 2 out of every three smokers does not die from a smoking related illness and 9 out of ten smokers do not contract lung cancer.”

Holy shit, that must have been terrifying. Do the ton!

No.

What’s funny is that my ‘66 GMC actually came from the factory with power steering. When the pump went I just rerouted the hoses and deleted it. I wish it was that easy to delete the power steering on new cars. Although when my Abarth is in sport mode it has a pretty nice heavy feel to it.

The resale on them is terrible, so you could probably find one now for cheap. I have a ‘13 with 25k miles and the KBB is around $10-12k. I made a custom intake for mine so it whooshes and chirps like an ‘80s rally car. There’s some good tuning options available for them now. They'll never be fast cars, but they're…

Yeah. The Abarth looks squatty with the stock with stock wheels. I can only imagine what this thing looks like in real life.

I flipped the names. Whole Foods would obviously be like $5/gallon more.

Yeah, the thing looks like Staffordshire Bull Terrier

The article was about Chrysler, so it was for a reason. And I own a Chrysler product. Don’t be so sensitive, it makes you look like a moron.

I feel like people complaining about the lack of power steering on a mid engine sub 3k lb car have never actually driven a car without power steering. My wife can park my ‘66 GMC longbed with a 350 and no power steering...

It’s because they’re aren’t actually selling slowly. FIAT said they were only bringing 500 over last year and they ended up selling over 600.

What if your racist uncle is Italian?