Pssshhh, nobody buys soy milk anymore. Almond milk is where it’s at. And no way is Whole Foods only $0.99 cheaper than a Shoprite.

There goes Obama again! Paying tribute to his African brothers instead of putting ‘Murica first!

I think I’d rather just stick the drivetrain from a 4C into an Abarth. I’ll just weld the hatch open so it will fit.

Road Race Motorsports makes a 250 hp Abarth 500, but I don’t know what they’ve done with the gears. Torque matters more with transmissions than horsepower. What’s funny is the Abarth makes about 30 more lb.-ft. of torque stock than the literature on it’s transmission says it is rated for. I’m guessing FIAT put…

“Fucking women.”

Electricity can’t melt steel tools.

It’s an Alfa, so we all know the transmission ain’t gonna go much past 50k miles. I’m wondering if you could shoehorn a manual from an Abarth 500 into it.

Same here. Being an FCA product, I’m waiting for the price to plummet on used ones any day now.

A proper Italian car should be great and terrible in equal measure.

So the guy bought a car that he knew wouldn’t get him to work? Russia is the Florida of nations.

Unless its a Chrysler product which they may give away for nothing with some stupid low financing numbers.

banned both all-wheel-drive and non-American engines the following year.

My brother tore his ACL and never had it repaired. He still plays softball and every once in a while his knee pops out of place leaving him writhing in pain. It freaks everyone out who think he just blew out his knee. I then assure everyone that his knee was already blown out, and we just need to pop it back into…

He most definitely thinks that, and he’s been proven right.

Never underestimate the stupidity of angry white men.

We must secure the existence of our people, and a future for diesel engines.

It takes two to drag down the entire world economy.

Never underestimate the stupidity of the American consumer.

More like banks aren’t handing out loans to people with shitty credit scores anymore.

These right wing nuts love themselves some white power.