“Say something else about Michigan to my face.”

Is this the 5 ‘o-clock Free Jeep Giveaway?

you know the racing is intense when peoples freaking legs are blown off.

A rental scooter in Ocean City, Maryland with no rear brakes.

Obvious answer is obvious. Even has a handbrake for handbrake turns now.

I don’t think you’re in the minority. The only ones who really seem to be pushing the looks of this thing are the Jalopnik staff.

I’m sure I’m in the minority, but I really am not a fan of the new gen Civic. Even in Si form it just looks so bloated to me, really just doesnt do it.

No it’s not. Wrong. The firm was founded by a German, (Adolf) Adi Dassler. In Germany, Adi is pronounced with a short a and a short i, like Addy. Dassler is pronounced as it is spelled, dass as in ass. Put his name together and it’s Addy-dass, not the stupid American mispronounciation of A-deeeee-duhz. Germans…

Man, I know several people who commute with a stick. Its not a great excuse.

Commuting with a stick makes commuting worthwhile.

Much better idea than Roborace, really.

I’m a real sack of shit in my ‘09 Honda Fit

My favorite thing about never listening to the radio is the zero horrible songs that get stuck in my head.

Yeah but that’s an absurdly simple job to remove the offending lettering.

He probably faked his friends death, just to add to the story.

Boy do I have a sticker for you

My saturn has a light on the dash to brag about the ABS all the time