So, are we going to run a book on his life expectancy or just draw numbers from a hat?

I bet his management is archiving everything from his answering machine messages to videos of him singing ‘Happy Birthday’ as a seven-year-old in order to crank out those posthumous tracks.

Wait, don’t you realize that murder carries the *death penalty*? No one would risk that, that’s why the murder rate is now zero!

I look forward to my 15 year old neighbor writing his name in pencil on the wall of my building’s front stairs as a memorial.

Hell, I’m surprised he wasn’t his own lawyer.

I’m sorry. That’s a terrible thing to say. I don’t hope he dies. Ugh.

You can say that again. And you did!

The tattoo artist misspelled Unemployable, but it gets the message across.

‘...have to fund some aggressive removal’. Like close-range sandblasting. Hell, I’d throw some money in just to see that happen to that shitworm.

apparently the marshal service would be unlikely to pay for the removal, so he’d have to fund some aggressive removal. might be less painful to just get shot.

Well, murder is illegal, so if someone kills this guy, someone else will see it and help the authorities with the investigation.