You know, Bob Hope is God. I actually met Bob, have a picture of the two of us together, and here you go calling me an asshat. Mr. Hope would not have approved.

Dinty is a (rare but legitimate) Irish nickname, a derivative of Denny. The cartoonist George McManus created the Dinty Moore character (not a lumberjack, by the way, but a saloon keeper) in the 1920s. His Sunday comic was wildly popular and soon enough Dinty Moore restaurants started popping up all of the country. …

Get off MY lawn!

Um, I'm real. www.dintywmoore.com

No, not a website. Sorry man.