Face it; you all are dialed in with the puns. Still, nice to see that no one was unnecessarily alarmed by this clock theft.

I’m sure Ford has enough hands available to get that clock back to its old glory.

And the authorities aren’t even that wound up about it.

Well, it’s about time!

The man went through litigation hell and you make a juke out of it?

Hahahahahahahahaha

I didn’t read the article: the poster

Looks like the driver of that Compass needs a better sense of