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DinosaurWithaBanditMask
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My sister’s co-worker was offended because someone said the word “uterus” at a company event. No joke. Not even like in a speech addressing everyone, just like talking to a handful of people.

I’m going to start calling my scrotum by Armie Hammer’s name.

I still don’t understand the joke that is this actor’s name.

Oh so we should be happy they lost their jobs at Christmas time.

10/10 would watch. Perfect fit and all since he won’t be in the governor’s mansion after January.

Let’s tone down the glee just a tad.

Christie has the Jersey Shore personality, but he certainly does not fit the GTL (Gym, Tanning, Laundry) aspect.

Well, repeatedly hit on the head in Swedish is slå på huvudet flera gånger, which sounds almost as silly.

Ooooh, I appear to be back in the grays! Got the message, Jez: never criticize you guys, never.

For Murder, She Wrote to Faux Pas, She Said.

Actually, pretty much no one in that movement wants anything of the sort. Most of them just want a place where white people don’t have to succumb to diversity.

It’s not feminism in this article, it’s nihilism. A toddler being emotionally traumatized was glossed over in favor of reporting on a twitter war.

domestic violence towards men is normally considered humorous

It has finally traveled up to her brain, taking up residence in the Amygdala, which means that she no longer experiences fear. In other words, she has actually become...The Rock

Congratulations on your Macarthur Genius Grant. I feel certain that it is in the bag for your work in breakfast innovation.

I like your style!

Someone else probably already pointed this out and I missed it, but white people do not eat mac & cheese at Thanksgiving or any other special occasion.

Italian Thanksgiving in Philly is always good. Jug and box wines, canoli, ravioli, turkeys, prosciutto, ricotta, kid tables, Iggles tears and Italian girls who all talk like Rocky.

He Got (no) Game