He absolutely deserved the ban, broke twitch policy. But twitch absolutely favorites female streamers.

Well I be done seen about everything, when I see an elephant file.

Also: Elnashai is Vulcan for “harasser.” 

The men in their 40's looking for women in their 20's are trying to use online dating to get their ideal partner. Women are probably less obvious about it, but there are many, many, many more women using online dating with that very mindset. Women complain about men their age seeking younger men, and men complain…

If there is good money involved, of course there are.

I’m probably taking this personally, as I just lost 80 year old father at 26, but I’m going to quote my 71 year old mother: having older parents is better than never being born at all.

My parents were barely old enough to buy booze when I was born, and neither made it to sixty, so, having kids when you’re young is no guarantee you’ll live long enough to meet all your grandkids.

Why would you want to date men that aren’t interested in dating you because of your age? Why not date the age appropriate men that do want to date you? It’s not like there’s a shortage of them.

If it’s any consolation (I don’t know your age) my parents were both in their late 40's when they had me and I turned out fine. I was in gifted class, was 3rd in high school graduating class, and finished with a 3.7 GPA in college. There might be an “optimal babymaking age” but some find love later and are still able…

My boyfriend hates when I watch the office because I just cry and yell JIM IS THE PERFECT MAN at the TV over and over.

OH GOD WHEN HE CUTS OFF HIS TIE OR LOOKS INTO THE CAMERA AFTER HE GETS OFF THE PHONE FROM TELLING DWIGHT TO PUT IN THE SUBS AT THE VOLLEYBALL GAME

I mean, we all still think Krasinski is a terrible actor, right?

And when she gets older guys will say “Hey babe can I Ouellette Chu?”

little Liv Chu-Ouellett

...and now they’re mothers to little Liv Chu-Ouellette.

You and I are very different people

See ladies? You all made us poor delicate menfolk scared with all of your sexual harassment and rape claims. Us men are the victims here.

“Shethority”? Embarrasingly terrible.

Love is patient; love is kind; love for Chipotle will eventually kill your ass.