And Napoleon’s.

She is from the *real* “Dynasty”, perhaps known to some as “the old show”. She is also the daughter of Princess Elizabeth of Yugoslavia.

I just figured he was glad to see me...

no, but i know of Rasputin’s penis in jar.

White Jesus can jump.

Joy Bauer said to go to a Chinese restaurant and order beef with broccoli but to substitute the beef with chicken

Poor Marilu Henner, destined to remember every detail of every excruciating moment on this show. FOREVER. Sometimes gifts are curses.

That tears it, I’m not watching Hook ever again or even for the first time.

I go by Dadgod nowadays, I mean no one else will call me that and my wife prefers “Idiot” but I’ll be damned if it won’t be my daughter’s first word.

OMG DOES THIS MEAN CARLY RAE’S NEW ALBUM IS DROPPING???

I believe you, but what specifically do I need to do? 

As a guy, I just want to say that this is tough. I want to be clear that the guys who did this stuff was wrong, but men are left in a Catch-22. I’m sure I will be eviscerated, but here goes the reasoning.

Thanksgiving Turkey Drop!! I have got to watch that episode this year.

*gives person a turkey”

Ansel Elgort is a multiple Golden Daemon-winning Warhammer miniature painter. I will forever love him for having that kind of geek cred.

Tyrese has an “e-wife”, no wonder he can’t stay off the internet.

He should have just dropped live turkeys from a helicopter. They can fly, right?

So this guy raped them and/or beat the shit out of them and they each stayed in the relationship and continued to have consensual sex with him? WTF?

This article is a tough one to digest. I’m female but I can’t understand why these women went back to him after first being assaulted. They had zero to gain or lose by giving in to him. So why go back? If they use booze to excuse their own actions, then he’d have the right to do the same. I feel so sorry for these…

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