I guess he couldn’t pirouette himself out of this one.

Here’s a story about a rude as hell psychic who needs to mind their own business. [Celebitchy]

Yoda Coffee named permanent co-anchor of Today. Looking for star wars ratings they are.

No, I don’t want no Scruggs
A Scruggs is a wife that can’t get no love from me.

And paul ryan wants us to have more kids.

Thanks Amber reuxpin. Can you and i be friends

I think selena got back with Justin because she likes big dick , I mean she likes a really really big dick.

Please please let Buzz aldrin be a contestant on the next project runway.

Morgan spurlock didn’t need to do this , we all just assumed he had sexually assaulted someone after looking at him.

Accuse her of molesting a lobster 40 years ago.

harrumph , she was never on SNL , boring.

true story,  George Clooney used those same noise-canceling headphones when people mentioned Weinstein assaults.

You are wrong,  Daisy ridley looks like Bantha Fodder in that outfit.

JS son : “Dad what was that thing on your head.”

Let me check Vagtionary.com, surprisingly their Word of the Year is “pants”.

I know Jennifer lopez was really into fly fishing years back when she was on In living color.

another joke kiss between two men on late night television.

They should let Giada E Larentiis chop off his balls with her teeth.