Accuse her of molesting a lobster 40 years ago.

harrumph , she was never on SNL , boring.

true story,  George Clooney used those same noise-canceling headphones when people mentioned Weinstein assaults.

You are wrong,  Daisy ridley looks like Bantha Fodder in that outfit.

JS son : “Dad what was that thing on your head.”

Let me check Vagtionary.com, surprisingly their Word of the Year is “pants”.

I know Jennifer lopez was really into fly fishing years back when she was on In living color.

another joke kiss between two men on late night television.

They should let Giada E Larentiis chop off his balls with her teeth.

no more empty causes, now i know why she dumped matt harvey she must have seen a mets game.

Wasnt Fatty Arbuckle already cleared of rape and murder 3 times.

Good for NBC,  now the peacock won’t get away with his yearly lame joke “ You know what rhymes with peacock” as he drops trou.

So Gwen Stephani moved into a trailer park, right. Blake Shelton lives in a trailer park right, definitely a trailer park.

After the GQ Australia interview Amber’s dogs pistol and Boo proceed to destroy all of Australia.

try telling that to the dominicans they seem to really embrace their Haitian neighbors.

Can anybody say Jessie “the body” Ventura.

Hate to admit the guy got a sick burn in on t-swift. Nobody wants a Sacagawea. She’s never getting rid of that thing. I hate when the convenience store guy slips it in with the rest of my change. nobody wants to take it, its like kryptonite to cashiers . Also its like the same size as a quarter so you reach in your…

T swift publicist must have been workin extra hard to get her on this. They could have at least put kesha or rose mcgowan instead of swift. What about her silence through the whole trump campaign.