what are the accused Friends supposed to say. sorry i didnt know my friend was scum. Are you just supposed to drop a friend alleged of something is that the rule, what about family member. 

Matthew McConaughey delivering turkeys ain’t no jive, turkeys.

14 in Alabama is like 25 everywhere else.

“the ones” sounds like it could be a t-swift song.

There’s room for plenty of mixed messages on the Bumbum stage.

Is perez Hilton still a thing.

Thank you.

Is this an actress from the old dynasty show or the new one , i’m so confused. She has that old dynasty blond look but she could also be playing a mom in the C-Dubb one. Can anyone help. thanks.

no, but i know of Rasputin’s penis in jar.

What’s a Jonathan to a BFF?
What’s a BFF to a foodgod?
What’s a foodgod to a non-Kardashian?
Who don’t believe in reality Tv?

Gerard Butler, I hardly kn0w her.

“When you’re a star, they let you do it,” Trump continued.

What really, unpossible. I have gained mad respect for him.

Ha perhaps. I was thinking more along the lines of

Les nessman is that you.

“Hey man want a turkey.” – Matthew mconaughy ( or how I think he would sound giving away free turkeys.)

How do you know me.

No, not VICE Media.

I thought all the reporters at VICE media took cocaine up the wazhoo, here at jezebel I assume their all Xanax.

Then jennfier Lawrence cutely fell walking up kim’s ass.