I can’t fathom why In N Out, which literally prints bible verses on their cups, would allow a green-haired, topless porn actress to pose at one of their locations.

Yeah, they aren’t aesthetically pleasing like commercial cookies where all the chocolate is perfectly peaking out on top and they are perfectly round. But you can tell just by looking at them they got the crunchy/chewy factor going on and plenty of chocolate!

Why is it unpopular though? They look delicioush.

I’m just glad you recognize the Forever Gray Jez Troll behind the mask!

The amazing part of this story is that Trump’s EPA even bothered with this. Last year, they actually stripped the prohibition on asbestos in the US for the first time in >30 years. And guess which country is the only remaining source for asbestos mining... (Russia, natch).

I think it’s probably from talc being in the makeup. Talc and asbestos form together in nature.

OMG HOW DARE SHE?

And naturally TWO articles on Jezebel perpetuate this imaginary slight.

Wow, an app that has one filter you’d get in photoshop, but the subscription fee for the app is almost as much as a photoshop subscription. I guess one pays premium for such a user-friendly single purpose filter!

I feel like the Dora the Explorer image is what was used to pitch the new movie. 

I’m proud to say I am, and always have been, a Macauley Culkin fan.  He is great!

Way, way too many people are sleeping on Macaulay Culkin in his later years. 

The fact that he’s a quasi-employee and some sort of sponsor should require a higher level of decorum, not more leeway.

Yeah, Drake reminds me of those basketball fans who think that because they’re so close to the action they can insert themselves into the game. Cheer, jeer, support your team...but once you start thinking you’re a member of that team you start to forget that these people are doing a job and don’t need you being a…

“A little shit”? Please, that’s a joke. And getting in the coach’s personal space during game time?? And you’re basically saying it’s okay because of his celebrity status. His behavior is an embarrassment to the entire organization because they’re allowing it to continue. 

Saw this in LA the other day. Waiting for the right moment to post:

This is amazing. Then I realize the demonic, craven turtle in the Senate vowed to kill all impeachment proceedings.

She's checking in on her parents to see how their money is doing. Duh!

White Pandas Matter.

YOU MONSTER