The order of the photos should match the order of descriptions because that is how captions have worked since captions were invented. 

That look on his face. Damn.

He looks like a majestic centaur. Absolutely glorious. 

I’m just looking for all the Christian Siriano looks. He always does such a good job dressing ALL the bodies he gets. 

Billy Porter has already won the night.   

It's so obviously a lawsuit designed to take down the WaPo. Hopefully, Bezos will stand his ground no matter the cost.

Ah, yes, Senator Joe McCarthy, who built a political career espousing an early form of political correctness. Known for spearheading witch hunts targeting suspected racists and white supremacists, he was finally toppled by clear-thinking conservatives.

Is Peter Theil underwriting this one?

Oh my god. Now we have an offensive expensive “collector’s item”? Can this get worse?

qq just wondering why it is that so many people are struggling with blackface? i, a white person, have gone for the entirety of my 33 years without ever donning blackface, or hanging out with people in blackface, or designing a clothing item that looks like blackface. tbh i’ve done it without even trying. the trick is…

Michelle Yeoh actually wore this:

This is one of those beautiful, heart-warming stories in which I fervently hope that everyone involved goes to jail.

I really can’t bring myself to feel badly for Wolkoff, however. At all.

Why does it not surprise me to read that Melania is a terrible friend?  Hmm.

“Single Ladies” came out in October 2008, which would have been a few months after Heath Ledger died. She was probably preoccupied with being a single mother to her toddler aged daughter and mourning in private away from the public and just missed the song when it was at its peak ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

Woody Allen: making the same fucking movie since 1979!

Why the fuck anyone would wanna work with Woody Allen is beyond me. Fuck that guy.

To all of my family, friends & the folks on here

“But Josh fought the good fight; he stayed up past his bedtime.”

I refused to watch that speech last night. However, my dad had it on TV (he doesn’t like Trump, but wanted to hear what he said), and to drown it out, I just played Overwatch with my headphones on.